UNIVERSAL DAD

panducky:

if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.

skullyzard replied to your photo:school.
;A;

(>;_;)>

anninymouse:

My dream for The Avengers: Age of Ultron is that it starts out with each of the Avengers getting a call early in the morning that they need to come in, and when they get to Clint, they’re like, “We still don’t have Romanoff’s new location, so if you have a way of contacting her, pass the message to her as well.” Clint replies, “I’ll see if I can track her down,” and hangs up the phone. Then he rolls over in bed and is like, “Hey Nat, get up, they need us.”

school.

school.

malcolmwehavetocook:

pekohyama:

what the FUCK

finally

petercapaldass:

doctadonner:

i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath

and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill) 

I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing” 

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tastefullyoffensive:

[mrlovenstein]

gyrozeppelifucker:

pros of dating me: 

  • im sweet
  • i will cuddle with you whenever you want
  • my butt looks great all the time
  • love videogames

cons of dating me: 

  • im a meme loving fuck

imissnepeta:

kotakucom:

Japan’s really good at textbook doodles. More examples here.

THE ATTACK ON TITAN ONE