UNIVERSAL DAD

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
xipeu:

yourdragonslover:

shirinling17:

satan-chan:

Incredible cosplay

h…h….how…..

Oh my gosh! He’s so perfect!

BLESS

xipeu:

yourdragonslover:

shirinling17:

satan-chan:

Incredible cosplay

h…h….how…..

Oh my gosh! He’s so perfect!

BLESS

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prozdvoices:

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How I’ll be ordering anything from now on.

Original post by chikenmilky3

 - helo would you like some of this hot choclety milk
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squided:

It’s almost fall you know that means we will all be needing some

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ssleepover:

the music gets me every fucking time omg

klefable:

takin selfies with ur attractive friend like

klefable:

takin selfies with ur attractive friend like

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

shouldnt:

THE FACT THAT THE AMERICAN PEDIATRIC SOCIETY TOLD AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEMS THAT TEENS SHOULD NOT BE UP BEFORE 8:30 AND ONLY 15% OF SCHOOLS LISTENED ANGERS ME SO MUCH