UNIVERSAL DAD
Me: *calls u a nerd*
Me: *is actually very deeply in love with u*

iwasateenagefaery:

joanne-and-deans-bacon:

I’M SAVING THESE TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE’S BRAINS

I just love the boy’s reactions i keep imagining a little boy screaming bedtime paradox and then immediately falling to sleep

easilyhumored:

did this kid in my old spanish textbook call someone and ask for their phone number??

easilyhumored:

did this kid in my old spanish textbook call someone and ask for their phone number??

heinousroxy:

riseofthegrimdorks:

meenahdrinkseggogthrowback:

admiral-apathy:

olibells:


on a scale of one to ten how uncomfortable are you


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

feferi

yeah but equius is canon

heinousroxy:

riseofthegrimdorks:

meenahdrinkseggogthrowback:

admiral-apathy:

olibells:

on a scale of one to ten how uncomfortable are you

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

feferi

yeah but equius is canon

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addictedtoprogress:

I pull weird faces in photos because it’s better to look ugly on purpose

ask-gallows-callibrator:

aryanightshade:

sexploshin:

Somewhere between fuck you and I’d fuck you

somewhere between ‘go fuck yourself” and ‘no wait let me do it’

And that, Homestucks, is how kismesism works.

nickfuckface:

when ur having a casual conversation and it shit gets serious
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ducktheripper:

"Why isn’t this a real thing?"

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