murkmen:

murkmen:

why is spider-man ALWAYS a twink

thanks queens

tacodwell:

I remember when I was a fetus I used to sneak out at night while my mother was sleeping

rampoogie:

kafukafuura1917:

what kind of fucking name for a country is “the nether lands”. get a real fucking name

lay off them dogg its hard to name a country with ghasts shooting at you

youhavegrownup:

Aight babe I’m in the pads aisle what size pussy you wear

menstru8r:

parthenogenon:

swimbacktome:

why is liking body hair on women considered, like, a weird fetish when it’s literally just.. the female body’s natural form…

men dumb

salty-red-mage:

teaberryblue:

theholypythia:

Could you guys imagine if the only sex education people got was from bad fanfiction?

Well, there would be a lot more access to birth control because men would think they could get pregnant.

grossaustralian:

tipsykipsy:

perpetualyesterday:

today there was a “flash mob” set up by the seniors because it was their second to last day so they blasted the macarena over the loud speaker and did the dance in the main lobby but our headmaster knew about it so it wasn’t even funny but whilst walking past the elevator i found out why they really did this so called “flash mob”

it was a distraction

they put chickens in the elevator

This was wild because I forgot your high schoolers are called seniors and I thought you were talking about old folks

“it was their second to last day”

trainthief:

Kiddo…. Dick Van Dyke….. is his name

evilbuildingsblog:

This (unedited) picture of a house in my neighborhood makes it look like you caught it at 3 am eating shredded cheese from the bag

chasers17:

maxinbc:

puff-to-tuff:

royal-zach:

so in psychology class we got to learn why foot fetishes are so prevelant! basically your brain stores the structural information for your body generally in the correct order (i.e. the info for your ears is stored next to the info for the head, which is stored next to the neck, etc.) BUT. The info for the feet is stored right next to the info for the genitalia and so sometimes these two sections of information can overlap and make you wanna lick some toes

thanks, i hate it

Normally when y’all post this kinda shit it’s blatantly incorrect, but I’m angry to say that this one is absolutely factual