❄️ Welcome to my public private diary! ❄️

🦌 I’m Jen, I’m an artist, game dev, LARPer, tabletop player, streamer, and generally cringy individual.

⚜️ I’m French Canadian and bilingual

🤖 I have a lot of OCs and projects which I’ve (mostly) neatly arranged in a tagging system! I also never shut up about said OCs

📋 Here are my other links and tags

✉️ Feel free to ask questions about my OCs or me, I’m a pretty open individual, but also a clown. 🤡

🐉 I love love love minecraft, deer, jesters, medieval fantasy, and dragons!

⭐️ Twitch ⭐️ Toyhou.se ⭐️ Freya (Main OC) ⭐️ My art ⭐️

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boingo

jobs for autism boy NO phone call NO schedule NO talking to people NO emails NO computer programming or sex work NO becoming a youtuber NO starting a band NO leaving my house NO one gets mad at me. $27 per hour please

please please please please just put me in front of a machine that doesnt make too much noise I basically want to do a job where I do puzzles all day alone in an office with a big window

boingo

petergriffinjr

Do they know I love them or only sense my Darkness?

im going insane actually

spearxwind

transmechanicus

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

poolboyvmprmansion

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

transmechanicus

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

FAVE ABSOLUTE FAVE I always forget the last part of this post obsessed

venusmage

Anonymous asked:

Why do you like dragonborns and argonians so much?

venusmage answered:

haha haha 🧍‍♀️

vanyaliful

danielnelsen

ok here's a poll:

if you had to play a different class in each dragon age game, what would you choose?

dao mage; da2 rogue; dai warrior

dao mage; da2 warrior; dai rogue

dao rogue; da2 mage; dai warrior

dao rogue; da2 warrior; dai mage

dao warrior; da2 mage; dai rogue

dao warrior; da2 rogue; dai mage

feel free to explain why in the tags!

did warrior mage rogue!warrior felt natural as a first introduction to a game hawke is so fucking mgae coded and the storyline basically begs you to be mage or templar rogue for my inquisitor because I liked the idea of this kind of nobody elf who gets the weight of the world on his shoulders da

I’ve been just slightly sleep deprived and over stimulated and over socialized enough for the past months and im about to fuckin

the over stimulated and socialized obviously come from my sleep delrivation jen rambles more like jen whines the sleep deprivation is like…. minor?? but its constant so its creeping into my skin and brain and I want to claw it out I dont think I can overstate how badly I need a constant proper 8 hours of sleep for me to be the ‘real jen’when I dont I really just become a husk on autopilot who wants to bite people and skin myself

wolfhorrors

thevastnessof

the "cats slowblink to show affection so i do it back so they know it's reciprocated" to "i just reflexively slow blinked at a human being" pipeline

YEAH.embarassment 100

manywinged

fartgallery

cause of death: tried to organize an activity with more than 2 friends at once past the age of 25

roseraded

oakandcirrus

bro you’ve got to stop stretching your arms over your head and exposing your midriff im going to lose it

Rating the worst sounds on earth:

1- The dog chowing down on his ass for the 3rd hour today

2- The long beep my slow cooker makes when I start it/it stops

3- Wet foam

for wet foam. especially foam in the pool. just typing it lit gives me shivers eugheughegu jen rambles tried to nap and del decided it was ass buffet time abd whining for no reason time